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thoseofgreatambition
thoseofgreatambition:
“MASTERLIST– 100+ ENTRIESplease check out my writing! if you enjoy any of these, why don’t you follow me and reblog this to spread the word? thank you lovely
thoseofgreatambition

MASTERLIST– 100+ ENTRIES

please check out my writing! if you enjoy any of these, why don’t you follow me and reblog this to spread the word? thank you lovely <3

GEORGE WEASLEY

MUTE {GEORGE X READER} – complete!

pt 1 | pt 2

MARRY ME {GEORGE X READER} – complete!

prologue | pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3 | pt 4 | pt 5 | epilogue| bonus chapter 1 | bonus chapter 2 | bonus chapter 3 | poem

FOR THE BIRDS {GEORGE X READER}

pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3 | bonus chapter 1 | bonus chapter 2

FRED WEASLEY

DRACO MALFOY

HARRY POTTER

REMUS LUPIN

LYCANTHROPY BETA VERSION, ORIGINALS

pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3

LYCANTHROPY {REMUS X READER}

pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3

JAMES POTTER

SIRIUS BLACK

PETER PETTIGREW

REGULUS BLACK

HERMIONE GRANGER

GILDEROY LOCKHART

GINNY WEASLEY

ARTHUR WEASLEY

MOLLY WEASLEY

RON WEASLEY

PERCY WEASLEY

CHARLIE WEASLEY

BILL WEASLEY

OTHER

hauntednightcomputer

I just wanna be able to find it later lowkey

thesignsdaily

the signs at a party

thesignsdaily

ARIES parties like it’s the end of the world. GEMINI smokes a cigarette and drinks champagne while watching LEO as they’re getting drunk and seeking attention. TAURUS eats all the muffins and smokes all the weed and then gets drunk af. CANCER gets drunk too and hugs CAPRICORN and starts to cry, CAPRICORN asks themselves why the fuck did they come to such a nonsense party when they could have made more money instead of spending time on this, according to them shit. AQUARIUS discusses racism with VIRGO the whole night as they drink wine and AQUARIUS actually takes some lsd afterwards. SAGITTARIUS seduces LEO and they go in the bathroom and have sex. LIBRA is the fun at the party as usual and everybody loves them, they are the most drunk of all (again, as usual). PISCES actually sleeps through the whole party. SCORPIO spends the whole night watching PISCES sleep, imagining all the dirty ways they two can have sex in.

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keepingupwithlinmanuel

DRUNK HISTORY: LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA’S MOTHERF***** COUNT

Acclaimed Hamilton creator/Moana song-writer Lin-Manuel Miranda made a very memorable appearance on Drunk History: Season 4, where – while drinking, of course – he recounted the story of none other than… Alexander Hamilton. Alia Shawkat (Arrested Development) played Hamilton in the reenactments with Aubrey Plaza (Legion, Parks and Recreation) as Aaron Burr, amongst other celebrity appearances.

Viewers may recall that it turns out that a drunk Miranda seems to have a big fondness for the term motherf*****. How fond? Well, in this exclusive clip from the new Drunk History: Season 4 DVD, we get a full count of how many MFs Miranda drops and it’s a commendable amount.

Spoilers!

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